parody or satire Centers For Disease Contraction Urges Americans To Suck Doorknob

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According to a report released Monday by the Centers for Disease Contraction and Preservation, Americans should suck on four to five doorknobs per day, especially doorknobs to public restrooms and doorknobs covered in a noticeable film of human hand grease.

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parody or satire Centers For Disease Contraction Urges Americans To Suck Doorknob
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